Freitags Feihundert
...and now for something completely different.
Geistert ja gerade durch die Blogs. Ich mach's aber nur, weil sonst niemand Nr. 115 angekreuzt hat. Vielleicht auch für die Mit-Stenographen interessant, die können ja eine Akte anlegen.
(Liste in den Kommentaren)
Via Kaltmamsell.
Und nur einmal gelogen
01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse (even if it was only $1)
30. Taken a sick day when I was not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse. (Through one of those fourth grade cardboard "save your eyes" thingies...)
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (maybe now?)
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland (Haha. Ich hasse Irland.)
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records (and CD's and tapes and and and...)
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live (Ja!!!)
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check (I didn't mean to! But alas, more than once...)
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children (Beutekind zählt wohl nicht)
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over to be with the one you love
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse (als Kind mal draufgesessen)
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name (gelten Nicks?)
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Had sex with someone half your age or twice your age
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal (zählt "Outing"? ;-))
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse (even if it was only $1)
30. Taken a sick day when I was not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse. (Through one of those fourth grade cardboard "save your eyes" thingies...)
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (maybe now?)
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland (Haha. Ich hasse Irland.)
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records (and CD's and tapes and and and...)
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live (Ja!!!)
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check (I didn't mean to! But alas, more than once...)
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children (Beutekind zählt wohl nicht)
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over to be with the one you love
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse (als Kind mal draufgesessen)
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name (gelten Nicks?)
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Had sex with someone half your age or twice your age
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal (zählt "Outing"? ;-))
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested
mequito -
Freitag, 15. Oktober 2004, 22:15
die nummer 70 ist gestunken und gelogen. letzte nacht sah ich superkid37 ueber die daecher steigen und mit feuerschwert den kampf gegen das allerboeseste fuehren.
ella -
Freitag, 15. Oktober 2004, 22:45
Auch sie Herr Kid waren schon mal in einem Film ... oder haben (nicht nur Sie) das "been to a movie" und "been in a movie" verwechselt??? ;-)
Mir fällt auf, dass die Männer meist die 70 ankreuzen ... woran das wohl lieg ... ??? *LOL
Mir fällt auf, dass die Männer meist die 70 ankreuzen ... woran das wohl lieg ... ??? *LOL
ntropie -
Freitag, 15. Oktober 2004, 23:59
ella, das liegt am "pretending". Das könn die immer gut.
Und die 180, die haben mir doch verdächtig viele angekreuzt... von vorne bis hinten gelesen?
Und die 180, die haben mir doch verdächtig viele angekreuzt... von vorne bis hinten gelesen?
kaltmamsell -
Samstag, 16. Oktober 2004, 00:54
Und wenn ich Ihnen nun 10. nicht glaubte, hm?
18. Waldorf-Schüler? ('tschuldigung)
Die Geschichte zu 27. würde mich interessieren.
102. Welches denn?
18. Waldorf-Schüler? ('tschuldigung)
Die Geschichte zu 27. würde mich interessieren.
102. Welches denn?
leteil -
Samstag, 16. Oktober 2004, 01:49
das mit den "akten" habe ich auch gedacht.
die 115 ist großartig. es gibt einige großartige (und ne menge blöde) punkte in der liste, und die 115 ist ein kleiner glückstreffer.
die 115 ist großartig. es gibt einige großartige (und ne menge blöde) punkte in der liste, und die 115 ist ein kleiner glückstreffer.
mykoplasma -
Samstag, 16. Oktober 2004, 03:10
Sacht mal
Gibts in Bloggersdorf eigentlich noch irgendwen, der keine Knarre abgefeuert hat im Leben? Wir sind eine üble Bande, ehrlich!
kid37 -
Samstag, 16. Oktober 2004, 03:59
So, Superkid37 hat sich gerade wieder in einer Telefonzelle umgezogen und hüpft jetzt ins Bett. Ich hoffe, heute nacht geschieht nichts Böses mehr.
Seid alle schön brav, ich bin es auch. Morgen gehe ich mal die Liste durch.
Vorab:
@ntropie: Natürlich nicht auf Altgriechisch, falls das beruhigt. Aber man muß doch nur drei Bücher lesen: Ilias, Odyssee und Die Edda. Ok, die Bibel noch. ;-)
@Ella: Nein, nein "in" ist schon richtig. War eine Dokumentation, wurde aber im Kino aufgeführt. Ich finde, das zählt. Ansonsten hat das "Sams" mal bei mir übernachtet. Ich finde, das ist schon filmreif genug.
Seid alle schön brav, ich bin es auch. Morgen gehe ich mal die Liste durch.
Vorab:
@ntropie: Natürlich nicht auf Altgriechisch, falls das beruhigt. Aber man muß doch nur drei Bücher lesen: Ilias, Odyssee und Die Edda. Ok, die Bibel noch. ;-)
@Ella: Nein, nein "in" ist schon richtig. War eine Dokumentation, wurde aber im Kino aufgeführt. Ich finde, das zählt. Ansonsten hat das "Sams" mal bei mir übernachtet. Ich finde, das ist schon filmreif genug.
kid37 -
Sonntag, 17. Oktober 2004, 18:54
Rechtfertigungsbloggen
Ja ja, Frau Kaltmamsell, die Retourkutsche mußte ja kommen. Doch, Nummer 10 habe ich mal gemacht. Nicht für Geld, leider. Aber mir würde auch keiner was zahlen. Ganz oder gar nicht mache ich natürlich nur vor geneigtem Publikum.
Und viele werden ja wohl ihre eigenen Tomaten gezogen haben. Ich bin ja nicht sehr into Nahrungsmittel, aber als Nachtschattengewächs stehen mir Tomaten sehr nahe. Hilfloses Gegiggel folgte auf die Nummer "Du wirst jetzt Vater", die zu einem denkbar ungüstigen Moment aufgeführt wurde. Ich bin ja naiv und glaube erstmal alles, sonst hätte ich gleich die heiße Luft gespürt, die dahinter steckte. Bei Beerdigungen habe ich mich besser im Griff.
Vielleicht ist das der Grund, warum Frauen keine Kinder mit mir haben wollen, wie mir mal unterstellt wurde.
102: "Some materials". Um jetzt nicht gleich über sexuell interessante Dinge zu fabulieren, möchte ich mal die ganz großartige haptische Sensation von Filz ins Feld führen. Das fasse ich sehr gerne an.
Ich möchte übrigens daraufhinweisen, daß ich 115 mehrmals abgearbeitet habe. Das zählt für Euch alle mit.
Zum Schluß zu Knarren. Nicht jeder versteht den sexuellen Reiz, der von scharfen Waffen ausgeht. Da mischt sich wohl phallische Assoziation mit dem Kick latenter Gefahr und der Fähigkeit zur (gewaltsamen) Körperöffnung. Happiness Is A Warm Gun. Messer haben für manche ja ähnliche Reize. Ist das politisch korrekt? Egal. Typisch für einen Rasentraktorfahrer und Spon-Verlinker wie mich war es ein Luftgewehr.
(Das zählt doch wohl?)
Und viele werden ja wohl ihre eigenen Tomaten gezogen haben. Ich bin ja nicht sehr into Nahrungsmittel, aber als Nachtschattengewächs stehen mir Tomaten sehr nahe. Hilfloses Gegiggel folgte auf die Nummer "Du wirst jetzt Vater", die zu einem denkbar ungüstigen Moment aufgeführt wurde. Ich bin ja naiv und glaube erstmal alles, sonst hätte ich gleich die heiße Luft gespürt, die dahinter steckte. Bei Beerdigungen habe ich mich besser im Griff.
Vielleicht ist das der Grund, warum Frauen keine Kinder mit mir haben wollen, wie mir mal unterstellt wurde.
102: "Some materials". Um jetzt nicht gleich über sexuell interessante Dinge zu fabulieren, möchte ich mal die ganz großartige haptische Sensation von Filz ins Feld führen. Das fasse ich sehr gerne an.
Ich möchte übrigens daraufhinweisen, daß ich 115 mehrmals abgearbeitet habe. Das zählt für Euch alle mit.
Zum Schluß zu Knarren. Nicht jeder versteht den sexuellen Reiz, der von scharfen Waffen ausgeht. Da mischt sich wohl phallische Assoziation mit dem Kick latenter Gefahr und der Fähigkeit zur (gewaltsamen) Körperöffnung. Happiness Is A Warm Gun. Messer haben für manche ja ähnliche Reize. Ist das politisch korrekt? Egal. Typisch für einen Rasentraktorfahrer und Spon-Verlinker wie mich war es ein Luftgewehr.
(Das zählt doch wohl?)
kaltmamsell -
Montag, 18. Oktober 2004, 12:33
Hiermit komme ich ins Grübeln, warum noch nie ein Mann für mich gestrippt hat.
Und die gefährliche Knarre war auch bei mir ein Luftgewehr, das mir als 15-Jährige mal ein Onkel in die Hand gedrückt hat. Selbst dieser Rückstoß hat mich bereits bleibend erschreckt.
Und die gefährliche Knarre war auch bei mir ein Luftgewehr, das mir als 15-Jährige mal ein Onkel in die Hand gedrückt hat. Selbst dieser Rückstoß hat mich bereits bleibend erschreckt.
cassandra -
Montag, 18. Oktober 2004, 15:08
Ich bezweifel, dass ich damit umgehen könnte, wenn ein Mann für mich strippt. Vermutlich müsste ich mir die ganze Zeit auf die Zunge beissen, um nicht prustend loszulachen, egal wie begehrenswert, sexy und tänzerisch begabt der Herr ist.
kid37 -
Montag, 18. Oktober 2004, 15:17
Ich würde jetzt gerne antworten: Ich mach das ja auch nicht für Frauen. Ich mach das für Geld.
Aber man soll ja nicht lügen. Sonst wächst es.
Aber man soll ja nicht lügen. Sonst wächst es.
